#22 Booty Farm The best porn game
BootyFarm! Ever dream of fucking a bodacious blonde farmhand? Do you like simple, time passing games with a touch of porn in them? If you fit that bill, then you just might enjoy the game I have for you. Porn games come in all different varieties. You’ve got the more elite category of good shit like VR porn games, interactive adventures, and full-fledged fuck fests. Then there’s the middle of the road stuff in my opinion. Text-based games with tons of erotic storytelling, visual novels, girlfriend simulators. And finally, there’s the bottom barrel shit. It’s not always bad, but games in this category are usually pretty lame. Like poorly animated flash games, mind-numbing time-based games with no real substance, and shoddily thrown together mobile apps.
This game, unfortunately, falls into that last category. But don’t pack up your shit yet. I’ve been proven wrong before, and if anyone is going to pump out an awesome time-based point and click game then it’s going to be the hentai game powerhouse of a site that hosts this one. Nutaku.com. The site that brings in over 100 million site views every month. I’ve played a lot of Nutaku games and they are usually fucking awesome. So, let’s see if Booty Farm is just as good.
Simple Plot with Equally Simple Gameplay that Gets Very Repetitive
Well, that plan away pretty quickly when Mindy, the busty blonde farmhand, says that all the men around have left to live in the city and work in a new factory. The women around these parts are just aching to get a quality dicking. Including Mindy, who takes you into the barn and sucks you off to make you stay and says that your uncle used to fuck all the girls here and that your cock is so much bigger than his was. And so you stay. Now, you work the farm and earn new sexy farmhands as you level up.
The gameplay is very similar to a popular Facebook game, just with some added sexual innuendos and occasional sexy pictures. Seriously, every time you need to do something Mindy is making some sort of kinky joke. Oh, you need to plant some corn. “Yes, spread your seed all over.” Want to harvest that corn “Mm, so nice and thick.” It’s pretty fucking cringy at times. Like, who really gets off to this shit? I just don’t get it, but I’m sure there are plenty of you out there that love it.
You Need Some Bullshit Premium Currency to Play the Game at a Reasonable Speed
The basic mechanics and menus go as follows: use coins to buy seeds at the shop, plant the seeds, wait, harvest the seeds, send the seeds to be turned into grain, wait, buy animals, feed animals, wait for the animals to produce more ingredients, wait, and on it goes. You can unlock new girls, buy bigger plots of land, shop for cosmetic items, and build bigger buildings. But that’s it. That’s the game.
Porn Rewards are Lackluster and Take Forever to Get
But it does have some merits. The drawings are well done. It’s not like the art is shitty or anything. And the game plays like it should. If you want to spend your valuable fapping time cultivating a farm and making sure your crops are harvested efficiently, then, hey, go knock yourself out. If a game can be ruined by just googling the reward pictures, then why even bother with the gameplay at all? Maybe if they made it dating sim and you could have some more options it might be worth it.
This is more the kind of game you have in another tab and mess around with occasionally if you have nothing better to do. I hate to harp on it, but it pretty much fails on both aspects that a porn game should be aiming for. It’s not that sexy, and you don’t get very valuable rewards. And the gameplay is boring. If you can at least hit one of those you’ll be bringing people back, but they fall short on both. Hell, the preview images surrounding the game are sexier than the fucking game itself.