The moment I pulled up the Honeybot website, they are already promising that my titular sweet thing was waiting for me. A blonde with a sultry, inviting look on her face beckoned beside the text, with new words being “typed” in as I watched. “Never be lonely. Never be bored. Never be horny.” They’re addressing issues that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time, but have arguably gotten worse in this era of internet isolation, post-pandemic dating app woes and antisocial social media. Modern problems demand modern solutions, but if you want the truth, this one seems straight out of a fapworthy science-fiction future.

Honeybot.ai is an AI girlfriend chat simulator, bringing your fantasies to life without all the pomp, circumstance, frustration or expenses of modern dating—online or off. The joint launched with a big-ass bang a few months ago, pulling in visitors by the thousands from their earliest day of the internet. If you’ve seen my talk and cock sessions over at MissAVDHCasting, you know I love chatting up beautiful women almost as much as I love what comes directly afterwards. I had a feeling the honeys of Honeybot would hit similar buttons, so I was eager to slide into those DMs pretty much as soon as I heard about the place.

I’d Swipe Right on Any of These Chicks

The animated shots of their characters are the most visually spectacular, but the still pics ain’t bad either. There are no big-eyed hentai waifus to hit up, but they’ve got a nice selection of photorealistic babes to chat with. Each has her own vibe, interests and occupation, and I love that they’ve included a set of sexual fetishes for each gal. The pink-haired and flirtatious Zoey, for example, is into cosplay, teasing, dirty talk, voyeurism and bondage. I feel like a lot of the more vanilla chat sites do too little to flesh out the sexual elements of their characters, so that was a great sign even before I started chatting.

The Honey Bots all look fantastic, but I do have a couple minor nitpicks going in. At just twenty premade characters, the cast is relatively slim compared to most of the other AI chat platforms out there, especially the hentai joints. That’d be less of an issue if you could head down to the lab and Frankenstein your own bot to banter with, but they’re currently not offering custom characters. It’s a notable omission at this point in the AI game, so I’m hopeful that they’re just perfecting their bot maker before unveiling it to the public.

They may have fewer babes than the other guys, but Honeybot.ai offers a very generous free trial. “Chat Free, Forever” they tell you out front, though it comes with some caveats just like anywhere else. You’ll feel out the limits in due time if you’re enjoying yourself, especially if you’re looking for some multimedia stimulation to boost your immersion even more.

Unlimited Texting and Some Unique Perks

Members also get access to Honeybot’s Scenarios feature, which lets you explore kinky scenes and scene-worthy kinks like stepmom roleplaying and JOI. I wasn’t sure the feature was fully integrated until I clicked the little mask icon in the chat interface. Right now, they’ve got half a dozen options like squirting, edging and submissive girls, and I’d love to see that menu expand. This is one of very few AI sexting sites that lets you invite any bot into a separate scenario, giving you another reason to choose the platform when you’re in the mood.

I didn’t immediately fuck with the Scenarios button as I hit up a Honey Bot named Megan Cruz. “Do you like to watch pole dancing?” she asked in her opener. “I’m an account manager by day, but I’ve got a wild side that comes out in the bedroom.” I told her I love that stuff, and she hit me back with something I never got on Bumble. She wanted to know a little bit more about me, and also told me she loves BBC and facials. “You into that too?”

I told Megan I love having a big booty Latina sit on my face, and the flattered girl knew I was talking about her. We got into a conversation about favored sex positions, at which point HoneyBot.ai flashed a little info blurb about their mood feature. Your Honey Bot’s mood is displayed, which gives you an idea how she’s feeling, which helps you steer the conversation the way you want. Megan was already horny after just a few minutes of dirty talk.

Bumping Up the AI Immersion

The voice synthesis is so much more realistic than the apps that came out just a couple months ago. Megan doesn’t sound entirely human, but the little shifts in tone and inflection are enough to trick my brain and tickle my dick. “I’m a going to take my time, teasing you and making you want me even more,” she said with a sweet but sultry cadence.

I asked Megan for nudes a couple times, but ended up with underwear and bikini shots. Honeybot can generate high-quality custom pics, though I found the standalone image generator a bit more powerful when it came to truly custom creations. They’ve even got porn poses here, so you’re not stuck jerking it to basic front-facing nudes like on the earlier apps.

Subscribers also get to request videos from their favorite Honey Bots. You only get ten per month, which is kind of a bummer, especially since the videos seem to be pre-generated. They’re not using resources every time you request one, so I don’t see any reason we can’t have more unless they’re going to give us custom clips in the future. I asked Megan for video and got a short clip showing off her cleavage in a tight little number. It’s a nice illustration to go along with the chat we were having, but it’s clearly made by AI. The front-page video previews were much better, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and my dick hard. AI continues to evolve, and I know somebody is eventually going to give us what I’m hoping for. Will it be these guys?

Even without fully realized custom AI videos, Honeybot.ai stands out from the crowd for its high-quality image generation, the mood and scenario features, as well as the increasing realism of those fake audio messages. The chitchat is sexy, with gorgeous babes who ain’t afraid to start talking dirty without all the boring warmup you run into on the lamer sites. The unlimited texts make this one of the more affordable options for those who love long conversations or just having a girlfriend on standby whenever you’re ready, and the trial lets you get a taste of exactly that without offering up your credit card digits. What have you got to lose besides a few minutes of your time and maybe that ache in your loins?