LiveJasmin has been at the forefront of the live streaming smut business since the beginning of time, or so I’m told. They’re a reputable company, and they pride themselves on being classy and dignified. They’ve got a certain air of decency and elegance, and I like that about them. I can respect that. There’s nothing wrong with trying to be tasteful with your smut. I can appreciate a classy lady just as much as I can appreciate a total cumslut. That being said, I think LiveJasmin’s Anal section is a complete wash. I have never been more disappointed by a smut section in my life. I feel like I’m being pranked. Well, either that or something’s seriously wrong with this website. I’ve seen other similar sections on other similar sites, and I’ve never had this problem. LiveJasmin’s Anal section doesn’t have any anal.

Seriously, I’m combing hard through the content trying to find a single anal performer of any kind, whether they’re just gently slapping their butts or shoving cucumbers into their colons. I can’t find a single one. I did at one point manage to land on a bitch who was wearing an anal vibrator, and well, that was it. That’s all the anal I could find across the entire goddamn anal section on one of the largest mainstream live cam websites. I don’t understand how they can be okay with this oversight. It’s more than mildly annoying; it’s outright false advertising. I’d appreciate it if there was no anal content on the site to speak of, like if that was against the terms of service or something, but it isn’t. You can stream anal content on LiveJasmin just fine; it just isn’t under the anal section. Why even have the tag if you’re not going to use it?

A Dedicated Anal Page with No Anal

The guys behind the site even dared to write a little blurb at the bottom of the anal results page to sell you on the beauty of anal sex. They say things like “anal can bring you intense pleasure” and “the ass is much tighter than the pussy”. Yes, fam, it is, but you aren’t showing it to me. All I’m seeing across this entire fucking platform are live streams of bitches’ faces just sitting there and talking about how many fingers they can fit up their snatches. This is the most disappointing bait and switch I have come across since I went down to Lake Titicaca and found no sign of boobs or scatology. I’m still holding out hope for the Isle of Lesbos, though.

Hot Chicks Who Lie About their Content

Look, I’m not going to play dumb. I know what the problem is. These bitches are allowed to regulate their own tags, and they populate their shit with just about any genre that they find could fit them, even if that’s not their particular area of expertise. So, if a bitch is considering doing anal at some point in the distant future, that technically places her under the anal category. Well, that wouldn’t be a problem if only a few babes did it at a time, but every single bitch on the site seems to be using the anal tag as a fucking default, and none of these bitches are doing any anal! I can’t believe I have to keep repeating myself on this.

Hope for the Future?

Don’t get me wrong; there are some fine bitches on here that you can’t get anywhere else. The exclusivity takes them a long way. I can understand that. But I can’t get behind the idea that LiveJasmin is somehow a free cams site. It is not a free cams site. It’s a paywall decorated in cleavage. They don’t even let you see bare titties before you have to start spending money. This might have been fun in the early 2000s, but we’re living in the future now. I can get free content that’s ten times hotter than this literally anywhere else on the internet. LiveJasmin has to step up their game or risk losing the fight against other similar sites.

The Chicks are Hot At Least

Most likely, you’ll find some Lovense wearers. A lot of these girls like to shove their Lovense toys up their asses, or they’ll mix two different toys so you can choose whether to vibrate their asses or their pussies. That’s a nice system, but it’s still a bit removed from actual anal penetration. It’s far from hardcore, you know? I’d like to see some camgirls with giant dragon dildos up their asses or at least some anal bead action. The best part of anal is watching the insertion and removal. You want to see that asshole pop if you know what I mean. It really gets my dick going, and I’m sure it does the same for you.

All in all, LiveJasmin’s Anal section is a complete and utter disappointment. The girls are a mixed bag of 10s and 6s, and they’d be very much worth fapping to if they actually did what they advertised. Instead, they just sit there and talk about their feelings. It’s the least arousing shit I’ve ever seen. I’ll come back to LiveJasmin’s anal section in the future, and hopefully, they’ll have some actual anal play featured on the page. For now, I’d advise you to give this place a complete fucking pass. I mean, check-in to see if they’ve changed, but if they haven’t, well, that will be no surprise. Go to a better website instead. This right here, this is not anal play.